{"id":8658,"date":"2018-10-19T18:09:38","date_gmt":"2018-10-19T17:09:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hedall.dk\/?p=8658"},"modified":"2018-10-19T18:14:48","modified_gmt":"2018-10-19T17:14:48","slug":"wtf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hedallknudsen.dk\/?p=8658","title":{"rendered":"WTF???&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Mere p\u00f8lse, mor!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Du skal f\u00f8rst spise et stykke kartoffel, Ronja.<\/p>\n<p>-Nej, tak.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ok. Ingen kartoffel, ingen p\u00f8lse.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ronja spise kartoffel og p\u00f8lse!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Fint, skat.<\/p>\n<p>Ronja f\u00e5r et stykke kartoffel i munden, et \u00f8jeblik efter et stykke p\u00f8lse. Hun tager p\u00f8lsen ud af munden, spytter kartoflen ud, putter p\u00f8lsen i munden igen og smider kartoflen p\u00e5 gulvet til Tjalfe.<\/p>\n<p>WTF?&#8230; Jeg har ikke l\u00e6rt hende det!<\/p>\n<p>Det er f\u00f8rste og sidste gang, jeg laver s\u00e5dan en aftale med hende!<\/p>\n<p><em>-Wiecej par\u00f3wki, mamusiu!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>-Najpierw zjedz kawalek kartofla, Ronja.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; Nie dziekuje.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; Ok. Nie zjesz kartofla, nie dostaniesz par\u00f3wki.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0&#8211; Ronja zje kartofla i par\u00f3wke!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8211; Prosze bardzo, kochanie.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Ronja wziela kawalek kartofla w buzie, dostala par\u00f3wke, wyjela par\u00f3wke z buzi, wyplula kartofla, wsadzila par\u00f3wke z powrotem do buzi i zrzucila kartofla na podloge dla psa.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>No co jest do jasnej anielki? Ja jej tego nie nauczylam!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Pierwszy i ostatni raz robie z nia taka umowe!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Mere p\u00f8lse, mor! &#8211; Du skal f\u00f8rst spise et stykke kartoffel, Ronja. -Nej, tak. &#8211; Ok. Ingen kartoffel, ingen p\u00f8lse. &#8211; Ronja spise kartoffel og p\u00f8lse! &#8211; Fint, skat. Ronja f\u00e5r et stykke kartoffel i munden, et \u00f8jeblik efter &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hedallknudsen.dk\/?p=8658\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[3,30,10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hedallknudsen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8658"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hedallknudsen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hedallknudsen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hedallknudsen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hedallknudsen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8658"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.hedallknudsen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8658\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8661,"href":"http:\/\/www.hedallknudsen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8658\/revisions\/8661"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hedallknudsen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8658"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hedallknudsen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8658"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hedallknudsen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8658"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}