{"id":1185,"date":"2010-01-17T11:54:18","date_gmt":"2010-01-17T10:54:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hedall.dk\/?p=1185"},"modified":"2010-01-17T11:54:18","modified_gmt":"2010-01-17T10:54:18","slug":"oprydningsrester","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hedallknudsen.dk\/?p=1185","title":{"rendered":"Oprydningsrester"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jeg er ved at rydde op i mine gemmer, og s\u00e5 fandt jeg lige den her:<\/p>\n<p>Socialisme: Du har to k\u00f8er og giver den ene til din nabo.<\/p>\n<p>Kommunisme: Du har to k\u00f8er, regeringen tager dem begge og giver dig m\u00e6lk.<\/p>\n<p>Fascisme: Du har to k\u00f8er, regeringen tager dem begge og s\u00e6lger din m\u00e6lk.<\/p>\n<p>Nazisme: Du har to k\u00f8er, regeringen tager dem begge og skyder dig.<\/p>\n<p>Kapitalisme: Du s\u00e6lger den ene ko og k\u00f8ber en tyr&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Bureaukrati: Du har to k\u00f8er, regeringen tager dem begge, skyder den ene, malker den anden og h\u00e6lder m\u00e6lken v\u00e6k.<\/p>\n<p>S\u00e5 har man lige lidt at t\u00e6nke over \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jeg er ved at rydde op i mine gemmer, og s\u00e5 fandt jeg lige den her: Socialisme: Du har to k\u00f8er og giver den ene til din nabo. Kommunisme: Du har to k\u00f8er, regeringen tager dem begge og giver dig &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hedallknudsen.dk\/?p=1185\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hedallknudsen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1185"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hedallknudsen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hedallknudsen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hedallknudsen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hedallknudsen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1185"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.hedallknudsen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1185\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1187,"href":"http:\/\/www.hedallknudsen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1185\/revisions\/1187"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hedallknudsen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hedallknudsen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hedallknudsen.dk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}